Do you love being ignored?

You're in luck—the Ignorable Challenge is here

We put up billboards in remote places all over the world with tips to help you become *ignorable*

(Although if all goes well, these billboards will never be seen)

Here's the 1st tip

Tip 2/ Wait until a post is perfect before you publish

When you set an impossibly high bar for content quality, you'll never publish anything...

Which means you'll never get seen

A perfect way to be ignored

Tip 3/ Target everyone

Have you heard the saying: "When you market to everyone, you market to no one"?

That means that marketing to everyone is a failsafe way of being ignored—yeee-hah!

Ok. I know by now you must be wondering...

“What’s really going on here?”

“And why is there a photo-bombing dog in every billboard photo?”

Keep reading, my friend...

Tip 4/ Use as much jargon as you can

Using tons of insider language and industry acronyms will send readers into a confused daze

Make sure to pepper your posts with lingo that only experts like you would know

Your peers will be impressed and buyers will ignore you

Tip 5/ Hop from trend to trend

Screw consistency or building credibility in one topic over time

Chasing trends is much better

After all, if you’re constantly changing the topics you talk about, you’ll easily be forgotten

It will be like you’re invisible

Tip 6/ Follower count > follower quality

Don’t worry about attracting people who might actually buy from you—follower growth is all that matters

You’ll feel great as you watch your follower count climb

(Just don’t ruin the good vibes by looking at your empty bank account)

Recap: The most ignorable people don't just get dismissed by their peers—they camouflage into the background

If you want to be remarkably unmemorable, you’ll love the Ignorable Challenge

Just one more thing...

APRIL FOOLS!

In case you missed it... this thread is a total joke

You don’t want to be ignored—you want to be un-ignorable!

We built the Un-ignorable Challenge to help you do just that

So what’s it all about?

Un-ignorable is a 28-day group challenge for people who are ready to step into the spotlight

If you wanna build an audience of future buyers...you want in

Enrolment in the next cohort opens April 3rd (and there are already 3,583 people on the waitlist)

Wanna win a free spot?

We're giving away 3 free spots in the next cohort of Un-ignorable

Comment 👀 and retweet the thread (see below) I’ll DM you details to enter the giveaway

Did this April Fool's Day stunt make you chuckle?

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You’re the best — thank you 🙏