Fearthefloof recently wrote a long thread pointing out the hypocrisy, wealth, and nepotism that many journalists have benefited from. The thread blew up, seeming to push all the right buttons for many on the political spectrum. Only for him to seemingly disappear overnight…

Many are trying to blame the journalists themselves for his disappearance. Even Floof’s last tweet seems to insinuate just that. However, it’s not the case. Floof has his own background he tried to keep buried. It was, until I started digging…

Finding info on Floof proved to be quite difficult. However, after attacking America’s true warriors, I couldn’t let that stand and knew I had to push through and show the world that not just any regular cat can attempt to destroy the lives of the beacons of light we need.

Floof may seem like a regular cat who just loves guns and violence, but many don’t know that he, also, comes from a long line of celebrity and wealth.
His grt grt grt grt grandmother began this familial wealth after starring in the 1993 movie Homewardbound. She played Dassy.

Some of you may remember Floofs own grandmother, who was the face of Fancy Feasts. This reignited the fame back to the familial wealth.

Floofs father then went on to have a successful singing and modeling career with his hit song for Meow-Mix. The game and celebrity got to him young, when Floof was just a kitten his father was hit by a car.

However, the most damning information from Floofs past was his own history. After meowledge, Floof tried modeling himself. He modeled for some catnip, only to become addicted to the product he was trying to sell. Starting a path down a long dark road.

He first had a role on ‘Cats’, showing his b-hole. He then had a brief OnlyMeows account with his girlfriend, then pivoted to making a male only cat club, trying to extol the virtues of their big cat ancestors. He went by the name ‘Cat Murphy’.

Now that you the truth about Floof, please join me in ensuring he never gets a job again. He cannot go unscathed after his attack against our most vulnerable.

@FearTheFloof